Why guys like me never get girl friends.

1) We always sit in the last bench with the others who feel that its possible to get marks sitting in last row. In case of workplace no girls are there in our project and we have like minded ppl as colleagues and wherein our entertainment oscillates between the playgrounds and cinema theaters.
2) We obviously cant groove and dance and dance around in a group in a disc by just shaking our head or grooving our hip at a snail's pace. Desi music directors are our favorites. Deva simply rocks and we cant wait for a gaana or a bangra number to crop up. We perceive discotheque to be a place where we will have a chance to unleash our dancing potential and occupy the center stage with 10 other fellows immediately throwing out the babes from the vicinity of the dance floor.
3) Our intelliegence level mostly can take in just jackie Chan, Arnold and stallone flicks. It can take in just action films whose contents can be absorbed. We just can't take major English romance films but desi romance rocks. We invariably are the DDLJ and hum aapke hai kaun typos. Rajni , kamal ,shahrukh,mohanlal,mammotty,chiranjeevi rock. Tom cruise is a dud!!! and invariably sucks...
4) We obviously don’t know how to make use of yahoo messenger are frequently at loss of topics when we want to chat with some girl. whereas we r deluged with strange topics to discuss with our friend with whom we had lost touch for the past decade or so.
5) We cant eat Spanish, Italian foods and fav: restaurant invariably happens to be Andhra Mess, Chettinad restauarant,any road side fast food,Kai Endhi Bhavan types. we frankly are clueless as to what are bella ciao,Tangerine and things like that unless we happen to go an a treat organized by the other guyz...
6) We dont see a reason why we have to go to barristas or qwiky's when the local corner "nair kada chaaya" tastes like nectar and satisfies us more than a barristas. lime tea is the best tea to have been invented by a human and we are thankful to nair for providing it to us.
7) Most of the jokes we know are adult jokes which we can discuss only with our other fellow comrades and which again takes off the opportunity from telling a joke to the girl and impressing her. besides we seriously tell very good jokes which the blondes can't comprehend or think it is vulgar, we have to tell some absolutely "mokka Kadi jokes"(terrible bores) to make them laugh which though we try hard we will never be able to.
8) We seriously cant start a topic with a member of the opposite sex. We are not those guyz who can chat with girls purely with emoticons for more than a hour. We can never do that. We will have to crack real dumb jokes to start the conversation or falsely extol them. the most important drawback we have is that we cant talk about what she had for breakfast. We seriously can't talk about that(kadalai). For ex.Boy : what did you have for breakfast??
Girl : I had idly ....
Boy: Is it??? same pinch no back pinch I too had idly ..(he slyly pinches her) and laughs..
Girl : Ouchhh(artificially)...it hurts..Boy: ohh.. I am sorry and (tries to apologies..)..then say "; i had sambhar for idly.."girl: (excitedly)..sambharrrrrrrr............ i had chutney....and giggles...we swear we cant tolerate any longer than this...this is not figment of imagination.
9) We cant sing bryan adams ,sting,george michael's song.. when they talk about linkin park we cannot even imagine who they are and the closest link we can associate with them is Panagal park.
10) All thru college life we belong to this boy’s gang and even in our gang nobody has a girlfriend so there is absolutely an absence of the inspirational factor for Jollu.

WITH ALL these attributes its difficult for guyz like me to fall in love or find a girl. but it is not a sin after all. i guess we are not made for it. let us accept that and be proud of that. we are one among the few in the vanishing tribe and amen to it.. Thanks to the anonymous guy who wrote this,,,,,,,I flicked it from somewhere,,,,felt good reading it,,,:)

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சிறு சிறு உறவுகள் பிரிவுகள் ,,,,,,,,என் நினைவுக்குள் ,,,,,,,வர வர கசக்குது என் இளமையும்,,,, "உன்னாலே உன்னாலே" படத்து பாடல் இது,,,,அதுக்கு என்ன இப்போங்கரீங்களா ? சரி நேரடியா பிரச்சனைக்கு வருவோம்
இந்த உலகத்துல இருக்கற எல்லா உறவுகளுக்கும் பெயர் குடுத்தே ஆகணுமா ?
எப்படி shan உன்னால இப்படி பட்ட மட்டமான கேள்வி எல்லாம் கேக்க முடியுதுன்னு கேக்கறீங்களா ? எல்லாம் நம்ம சேரன் சார் படம் பார்த்த effect தான் !!
ராமன் தேடிய சீதைன்னு ஒரு படம்,,,,,நம்ம தான் என்னைக்கும் படத்தோட பேரு நல்லா இருந்துச்சுன்னா right விடுன்னு கடவுள் மேல பாரத்த போட்டு அக்கடான்னு குத்த வச்சி பார்போம் இல்ல அப்படி உக்காந்து பாக்க ஆரம்பிச்சேன் ,,,படம் ஆரம்பிக்கும் போதே சேரன் சார் பொண்ணு பார்க்க ஆரம்பிச்சிட்டார் ,,,,அட பொண்ணு பாக்கறாங்களே,,,,இப்போதிய நம்ம situationukku correctana படம் போல இருக்குன்னு படத்த continue பண்ணா "கிடைக்கிறது கிடைக்காம இருக்காது,,,,கிடைக்காதது கிடைக்காதுன்னு " நம்ம தலைவர் கொள்கைய படமா எடுத்து இருக்காங்கே , நடுவுலே ரெண்டு bit love story vera ,,,,,,
ok matterukku varuvom,,,,உறவுகள் என்பது ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,என்னது நிப்பாட்டவா ?? நீங்க கடுவுள் மேல weightaa போட்டுபுட்டு படிபீகன்னு பார்த்தேன்,,,ஆத்தி நிப்பாட்ட சொல்லிதீகளே,,,சரி நான் நிப்பாடுதேன் ,,,,,,அதுக்கு முன்னாடி ஒரே ஒரு கேள்வி ,,,,,
Do we need to name every relationship,,,,is it necessary to classify the relationship as dad,mom,brother,sister,friend,lover,uncle,aunt,colleague,husband,wife? I have had relationships that dont fall under these bounds,,,,one of my colleague addresses me as a brother from another mother,,,,,he sees me to be someone who is more than just a friend and tries to confine to a relationship called brother,,,,,Do we need a named realtionship to do good? Have u had a relationship that cannot be named?,,,,,This question will hover and hover and hover ,,,,

When u help someone to cross the road ,,,,u do have a relationship with him/her, what is it called ? When u see someone waste food and the picture of a starving child of africa that you saw in some forwarded mail appears on your mind,,,,u do have a relationship with that child, what is it called ? When u donate blood and the blood saves someone's life,,,,,,u do have a relationship with him/her, what is it called ? When u love someone so much who does not love you back ,,,,u do have a relationship with him/her, what is it called ? when u offer your seat to an elderly or someone pregnant or to someone with a child in a train or a bus, u do have a relationship with him/her, what is it called ?Is it necessary to name all these relationships ? Arent these unnamed relationships more beautiful than the named ones? I'm sure only those with a good heart and clean mind will be doing the things mentioned above and they cant name this relationship as "strangers". Let us call this relationship as "Anamika" for a couple of minutes,,,,,,and read on,,,

I was in a train today,travelling from east ham to barking, the train stops only for less than a minute in the station ,,,when i was boarding there were a "desi De' punjab" couple with twin children in a buggie in the train getting off at east ham,,,,,the lady got down first and then the guy,,,, punjab de puttar,,,, got down from the train pushing the buggie,,,,,the lady ,,,,punjab da soni ghurdi,,,,again got in the train to check finally if they have not left anything in the train,,,, i have no clue why she did that,,,and why she was searching so long,,,,,,the train started moving,,,,,and she could not get out and she was helpless banging the door,,,,In the whole compartment we were the only two ppl now,,,,,travelling to barking,,,,,,she banged her hand on her head,,,,,she saw me for my reaction and i was numb without any reaction,,,,,why should i react to a stranger,,,,,,,,,, was my stand,,,,she starts to see the maps on the train ,,,probably to understand what is the next station and how to get back to east ham,,,,,she could have asked me,,,,but we had already defined our relationship ,,,,,,as strangers,,,,,even i could have helped her,,,,i could have stopped the door from closing,,,,,i could have given her my mobile and asking her to call her hubby,,,,,my bad i didnt do,,,,,all these were going through my mind in the train,,,,the train started slowing down,,,,and i walked towards the door,,,,,she followed,,,,,even now she could have asked how to get back,,,,and her anxiety was very obvious on her face now,,,but she did not want to talk to stranger,,,,,,the train has only one platform at barking and it stopped ,,,,,,,,,,,waiting for the other train from the barking station to depart,,,,,the train had stopped for more than five minutes and gloomy clouds were forming over her with every minute of wait,,,,,,and that too with a stranger,,,my mind raced thinking what if she starts sobbing ,,,then the train moves and reaches barking,,,,,,by now she had wandered all over the compartment and had moved to the other door of the compartment,,,i guess she wanted to keep distance from me,,,a stranger,,,,,no sooner did the train stop,,,,she took on her heels,,,,,to catch the next train from the next platform,,,,,,but i knew that only the same train in which we came will go back to east ham,,,,,,My heart said to yell at her " Bhabhijaan get into the same train and go back,,,you will find your peace" ,,,,,but i did not yell as i was thinking what to name our relationship,,,,she ran past me and then she sees all the ppl walking towards this train,,,,she stops,,,,,she turns,,,,,,i walk towards her,,,,,i got closer ,,,,and she strated looking for some transport staff to ask if the train goes back to east ham,,,,,,I knew she will not find anyone to assist at that late night,,,,wit these thoughts I walked past her ,,,still in the stranger mode,,,,All of a sudden something kicks me to name the relationship as "Anamika",,,this sends me back to her and makes me say " Get in,this will take u back to East ham",,,,,her face lit up and she says a warm Thank you and gets in the train ,,,,,My heart fills in with an happiness,,,,When i think it through,,,,,if i had given her a smile when she was banging the door ,,,,,i would have become an "Anamika" to her then and there instead of being a stranger,,,,, and i could have saved her a lot of distress.But that makes me break the rule taught to me at school "Dont smile or talk to strangers" !!!!!!!!