Why guys like me never get girl friends.

1) We always sit in the last bench with the others who feel that its possible to get marks sitting in last row. In case of workplace no girls are there in our project and we have like minded ppl as colleagues and wherein our entertainment oscillates between the playgrounds and cinema theaters.
2) We obviously cant groove and dance and dance around in a group in a disc by just shaking our head or grooving our hip at a snail's pace. Desi music directors are our favorites. Deva simply rocks and we cant wait for a gaana or a bangra number to crop up. We perceive discotheque to be a place where we will have a chance to unleash our dancing potential and occupy the center stage with 10 other fellows immediately throwing out the babes from the vicinity of the dance floor.
3) Our intelliegence level mostly can take in just jackie Chan, Arnold and stallone flicks. It can take in just action films whose contents can be absorbed. We just can't take major English romance films but desi romance rocks. We invariably are the DDLJ and hum aapke hai kaun typos. Rajni , kamal ,shahrukh,mohanlal,mammotty,chiranjeevi rock. Tom cruise is a dud!!! and invariably sucks...
4) We obviously don’t know how to make use of yahoo messenger are frequently at loss of topics when we want to chat with some girl. whereas we r deluged with strange topics to discuss with our friend with whom we had lost touch for the past decade or so.
5) We cant eat Spanish, Italian foods and fav: restaurant invariably happens to be Andhra Mess, Chettinad restauarant,any road side fast food,Kai Endhi Bhavan types. we frankly are clueless as to what are bella ciao,Tangerine and things like that unless we happen to go an a treat organized by the other guyz...
6) We dont see a reason why we have to go to barristas or qwiky's when the local corner "nair kada chaaya" tastes like nectar and satisfies us more than a barristas. lime tea is the best tea to have been invented by a human and we are thankful to nair for providing it to us.
7) Most of the jokes we know are adult jokes which we can discuss only with our other fellow comrades and which again takes off the opportunity from telling a joke to the girl and impressing her. besides we seriously tell very good jokes which the blondes can't comprehend or think it is vulgar, we have to tell some absolutely "mokka Kadi jokes"(terrible bores) to make them laugh which though we try hard we will never be able to.
8) We seriously cant start a topic with a member of the opposite sex. We are not those guyz who can chat with girls purely with emoticons for more than a hour. We can never do that. We will have to crack real dumb jokes to start the conversation or falsely extol them. the most important drawback we have is that we cant talk about what she had for breakfast. We seriously can't talk about that(kadalai). For ex.Boy : what did you have for breakfast??
Girl : I had idly ....
Boy: Is it??? same pinch no back pinch I too had idly ..(he slyly pinches her) and laughs..
Girl : Ouchhh(artificially)...it hurts..Boy: ohh.. I am sorry and (tries to apologies..)..then say "; i had sambhar for idly.."girl: (excitedly)..sambharrrrrrrr............ i had chutney....and giggles...we swear we cant tolerate any longer than this...this is not figment of imagination.
9) We cant sing bryan adams ,sting,george michael's song.. when they talk about linkin park we cannot even imagine who they are and the closest link we can associate with them is Panagal park.
10) All thru college life we belong to this boy’s gang and even in our gang nobody has a girlfriend so there is absolutely an absence of the inspirational factor for Jollu.

WITH ALL these attributes its difficult for guyz like me to fall in love or find a girl. but it is not a sin after all. i guess we are not made for it. let us accept that and be proud of that. we are one among the few in the vanishing tribe and amen to it.. Thanks to the anonymous guy who wrote this,,,,,,,I flicked it from somewhere,,,,felt good reading it,,,:)